Engineering Shayari that Every Engineer Will Like to Read

कोई रास्ता नहीं दुआ के सिवा,
कोई सुनता नहीं खुदा के सिवा,
मैंने भी जिंदगी को करीब से देखा है ए दोस्त,
मुश्किल में कोई साथ नहीं देता
बियर और दारू के सिवा.


ek ladki thi deewani si
ek subject pe wo marti thi
books uthakar, chashma lagakar
library se guzarti thi
kuchh padna tha shayad usko
jaane kisse darti thi
jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
mujhse poochha karti thi
engg. Kaise hoti hai
ye engg. Kaise hoti hai
aur mein bas itna keh pata tha

"kitaben khuli hon ya hon band
padhai last night hi hoti hai
kaise kahoon main o yaara ye
engg. Aise hoti hai 

Engineering Shayari in Hindi

Propose करने का शेर:
कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में,
मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में,
हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता,
अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता...

NURSE boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
ENGINEER ladka bola:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Irshaad.Irshaad.

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai. 
Chalu doston se to daru achi hai.
Chalu doston se to daru achi hai.
Nasha chadhati hai par sab gam to bhulati hai.

An engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother prays to god. God says he will grant him One wish.
Engineer: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child’s hands in our new bunglow.
God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these engineers!

Engineer to a non-engineer guy :- 

Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti,
bina Beer aur Daaru ke yahan Raat nahi hoti,
ye Engineering College hai mere dost 

yahan bina maa bahan ke baat nahi hoti...

Engineering Student to God :-

'Hazaro ki kismt tere hath thi,

agar pass kar deta to kya bat thi.

God :-

Ishq thoda kam larata to kya bat thi,

kitabe to beta saari tere pass thi....

 Engineering Student life tragedy:- 

Ladki sath ho to hotel bill,

Ladki Door ho to mobile bill,

or Ladki door hi hojaye to Daru ka bill...

Isliye na lagao dil,

na ayega bill....

Agar engineering ki degree ko hai pana to himat saath rakhna,
Agar mahbooba ke pyar ko hai pana to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha hai tumhe muskurana to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

If engineers start making films, the names will be:
 current ho na ho,
 jaanam supplykaro,
 aa ab B.Tech karen,
 Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
 Hamari IC apke pas hai,
 fuse lagaya to darna kya,
engineer no.1,
 engineering koi khel nahi,
 input wale output le jayenge,
 Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!

QAYAMAT KE DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA KI
 APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO,
TO JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK
EK ENGINEER KI AWAZ AAYI .............,SUPPLEMENT PLZ.......

engineer at the death bed to his friend:
Botal chhupa dena kafan mein,
kabar mein bhi piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to
 peg bana ke diya karunga

Aasmaan pe kaali ghata chai hai
aaj phir hamne principal se daant khai hai
wo kehte hai sudhar jao
kese sudhre......
madam aaj phir se pataka ban ke aayi hai

Engineering Shayari

har baat kehkar samjhai nahi jati,
har chiz jindagi me paayi nahi jaati,
u to har waqt yaad karte hai apko,
par kya kare yaadein to kisi ko dikhai nahi jaati....,

1 din sawan ne bhi kisi se pyaar kiya tha,
us sawan ne use baadal ka naam diya tha,
rote the dono ek dusre ki judai me,
aur tab logo ne use baarish ka naam diya tha.

dil ki baat janta nahi koi ,
kehna in aankhon ka manta nahi koi,
hum to jaan bhi apni luta de khushi se,
par ahamiyat is jaan ki janta nahi koi.........

aaj hai kal na jaane kahan jayenge,
hum woh parinde hai jo aasman me kho jayenge,
dilo ki dor se aise na bandho hume ,
kal na honge to aansu nikal aayenge.............

alfaz ki shakl me ehsaas likha jaata hai,
paani ko bhi pyaas likha jata hai,
mere jazbaat se waqif hai meri kalam,
mai yaar likhu to tera naam likha jata hai.

kafi waqt laga hume aap tak aane me,
kaafi fariyad ki khuda se aapko paane me,
kabhi hum se ruth na jaana......,
humari saari duniya lagi hai aapko paane me.

ना जाने क्यूँ अपनों ने मुह मोड़ लिया ,
किस लिए फिर हमसे रिश्ता तोड़ दिया,
याद नही आता कब दिल दुख दिया आपका,
जो आपने भी धीरे-धीरे याद करना छोड़ दिया।

raat ki tanhai se darte hai hum ,
kagaz ki parchai se darte hai hum,
duniya saath chale na chale,
tere saath ki ummeed karte hai hum.......

pyaara sa rishta bana to liya tujhse,
par........
paas rehkar nibha nahi sakta,
har baat keh deta hu tujhse,
par........
kuch baatein tujhse puch nahi sakta,
dil to chahta hai tujhe hamesha hasata rahu,
kyunki........
tere palkon ki nami me dekh nahi sakta,
yaad to me tujhe har pal karta hu,
par............
tu jata deti hai aur me jata nahi sakta ...

Engineer Ki Shayari !

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...

Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...

Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good morning...

woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if

Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face

Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya

Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat

What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female

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