2. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
4. ALL ARE NOT FOOLS………………SOME CHOOSE MECH!
5. As you may know, I am a Mechanical Engineer.
6. Ask ME about my TOOLBOX!
7. Ask ME for a Lube job.
8. Can do it again & again I Reciprocate..!
9. Can you hate ME??
10. Casting the world, Forging the campus, Shaping the universe, Welding the rest of all braches, Bcoz, We are the Men, We are the machine, and we are Mechanical Engineer’s.
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11. Civil Engineers build targets, Mechanical Engineers build planes and missiles.
12. Cranks and wheels with piston and gears no one’s like us and not even dares we the creator of machines and others despair just because we are the Mechanical Engineers.
13. Dad’s pit screw.
14. Do u know the meaning of ME? MOTHER OF ENGINEERING..; Proud to be a ME.
15. East or West, Mech is best.
16. Engineers do it with precision.
17. Every nut needs a bolt.
18. Evil Genius cleverly disguised as a MECHANICAL ENGINE!
20. Feeling Lonely at the Top!!! – Mechanical Engineer.
21. From Screwing to Manufacturing… We do it all..
22. Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes smell really bad.
23. Gentlemen I will start your Engines.
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24. Get in GEAR with a MECHANICAL ENGINEER.
25. Give me a lever long enough & much space to stand I will move whole the earth.
26. GOD IS A MECHANICAL ENGINEER, SO AM I !!!!
27. Got the Nerve to dare ME?
28. Had we, a place to stand upon, we might raise the world.
29. Hammer rules the world, no one can replace us 30. Harmony with the nature, than any other creature.
31. Have you checked your oil lately?
32. Highly MECHANIZED.
33. I am a Mechanical Engineer, not a magician.
34. I am not a mechanic but a MECHANICAL ENGINEER
36. I am not a NUT but I can SCREW well.
37. I believe in Big Bang theory.
38. I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your Horn Louder.
39. I SCREW for a Living.
40. If it isn’t broken, take it apart and fix it.
41. If u r not living life on the edge u r simply taking too much space….—-MEXX ATTITUDE.
42. If you like me raise your Hand else raise your Standard – I am just ME!.
43. I’m a Mechanical Engineer Not a magician.
44. Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME!.
45. Is Hell endothermic or exothermic ?
46. It’s not that I can’t explain, it’s just that you wouldn’t understand.
47. Join us or dare to bit us..
48. Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee.
49. Let me check your HORN.
50. Let me tighten your BOLTS!.
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51. Life is fluid.
52. Machinist do it with Precession.
53. Make a way for mighty MEXX or get screwed.Machines Rule the World, We rule the Machines…
54. Mam, please enter the RPM.
55. ME – The God Father of Engineering.
56. ME Engineers do it with precision.
57. ME…. This is what an engineer looks like..
58. MECH Dares, all other just STARES.
59. MECHANICAL ENGINEER – It is what it is…
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60. Mechanical Engineer do it with fluid dynamics.
61. Mechanical Engineer, I’m kind of Big Deal….!!
62. MECHANICAL ENGINEERING – Profession for intelligent people.
63. MECHANICAL ENGINEERING, a shear DELIGHT.
64. Mechanical Engineers can become a mechanic; software engineer cannot become software.
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65. Mechanical Engineers do it automatically.
66. Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency.
67. Mechanical engineers do it with less stress and strain.
68. Mechanical Engineers: The world does resolve around us.
69. Mechanical, Rule the World..!
70. Mercury level is raising because Mechanical is on Fire.
71. Mine is not to ask Why Mine is to Tool and die..!
72. Never take ME as granted…!!!
73. Feeling Lonely at the Top!!! – Mech. Engg.
74. No Fluctuation, No error bcoz Royal Mechanical will rule Forever.
75. No TECH without MECH.
76. No Teeth No World, No Gears No World.
77. Nut is as per bolt.
78. Once it was Constructional, then it was Logical, it was sinusoidal but Forever it was Mechanical.
79. Rear End Collision Specialist.
80. Religion: Engineer; Caste: Mechanical.
81. Royal Mech — We know how to screw……..!!!
82. Shame on you girls still I am single — THE MECHANICAL ENGINEER.
83. So what if you are not an Mech Engineer everybody is not born Perfectionist.
84. Suck, Squeeze, Bang, and blow – This is how ME Loves to do it.
85. Suck-squeeze-Suck Squeeze We do it in a 4 stroke way.
86. They came…They saw… But mech conquered.
87. Trust me I am an ME.
88. We always screw safely!
89. We are studs…We screw from both sides.
90. We are the gear of tomorrow.
91. We are the ones your mom had warned you about!
92. We build Machines that Build Machines.
93. We crank up the lives, We shift up the gears, Beware of us, bcoz we are the “Mechanical Engineers”.
94. We do it FOUR STROKE way.
95. We have what it takes what you have.
96. No TECH without MECH.
97. We Mech the world.
98. We mech— WE MOVE THE WORLD!!!.
99. When the Mechanical rest, the World rust.
100. When there is a Fault I Fix the NUT, yeah thats ME.
101. When we Screw, even Metals Cry….!!
102. When we shine we Lighten the world, When we think we Turn the world, When we stand we rule the world, We are Kings of all…Mechanical Engineers !
103. Who has two thumbs and loves being a Mechanical Engineer?.
104. Without ME, Physics is just a theory.
105. Can do it again & again I Reciprocate..!
